Hawkes Bay Vampire

The Adventure Log of Kaleb and his minions :) (Kaleb)
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Dear Diary today I am going to a meeting at an address. I am not sure what it is about but hopefully it is about finally getting a title shot.

Day 1: Woke Up Dead That kinda sux. Had breakfast consisting of zombies. That really sucked. Proceeded to vomit. I am guessing Zombies are past their best before date. Found some minions…Some senator, some FBI dude that cant shoot, a couple of ladies and some other dude.

Day 2: Gunna find that smiley faced retard and rip him a new one. Its all his fault. My minions are wanting to kick his arse too. Not sure how much help they will be.

Day… ah fuck it I lost track of the days so here goes a brief rundown of what happened. My minions will add some that I hope to fill in the blanks and unimportant bits that happened to them.

We went searching for smiley faced dude to rip him a new one. We made some friends with some other vampires and got a brief rundown on the shit that is going down and how to survive as a vampire along with a very little bit of information on what you can and cant do as a vampire. (Who knew that killed a little rabid puppy and throwing him at his equally rabid pack mate on Prime Time TV could land you in jail)

Someone beat us to Smiley faced dude hes dead. Never found out who changed us or why. FBI asked us to investigate Zenith Corporation and find out about the clones and feeding machines. We did an awesome job letting a powerful enitity out of his cage and had to fight our way out. I don’t think I will get that spokesmans job anymore.

The senate vote to make Zeniths feeding machines legal failed thanks to our idiot senator voting against it. Sux to be our FBI friend (yeah they are no longer minions they are kinda friends now) who spent shitloads buying a prototype before congress made them illegal.

Anyway thats my initial report. Kaleb

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Frank Tepesko (Frank)
bugger

All records taken from Frank Tepesko’s personal Organizer device.

Thursday 730pm – Meeting at New Christian Order House ( try for Religious vote )

Saturday 900pm – Must remember this date something strange has happened to me woke up in ground inside new Christian orders Church, need to spin if is negative press, people must not find out.

Sunday 700am – Possibly Vampire sun hurts cant stay awake. why would Christians do this?

Sunday 600pm – i am, will need to spin if people find out.

Sunday 900pm – Remember 428A Valery St place to get blood, or refuge if stuck.

Wednesday 600pm – Talk show about personal human blood vending machine – vote no

Wednesday 900pm – Attacked on live Talk show by Werewolf’s must find out more info

Monday 700pm – Shoot at 43 Vigor st

Friday 800pm – Go to Meeting house of New Christian Order to find out what and why this has happend to me

Monday 946pm – Xenith its all them….why?

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FBI Reports (Ethan)

FBI Afteraction Reports (Redacted)

Attending Agent: Special Agent Ethan Harper 407488-B
Date: ______/2270
Location: NOC Church

Was asked to attend a meeting at the church by Tess. Also in attendance were Reverend Mercer, Frank Tepisko, Kaleb Marcelos, Talia, and another man who was not introduced by name. See here for complete profiles of everyone: #ATTACHMENT MISSING

Some form of mass sedation was used to render us unconscious. It appears that over the next period we were subjected to what is now commonly referred to as the vampiric transformation.

We woke up some time later in the dirt basement of the church, disorientated and in shock. In our attempt to find an egress we were attacked by some decaying diseased deceased ravenous individuals and were forced to use lethal force in self defense.

Upon  returning to the location we were unable to find any evidence to explain what had happened to us. Instead, after finding a way past the magical defences, we found _________ had ______. _________ with _____ over the walls. Entering the ________ we _________ in a completely different ______. We were attacked by ______ _____ and we ______ _____ _______ ____ panic ______ away. (Redacted pending psychological examination.)

Attending Agent: Special Agent Ethan Harper 407488-B
Date: ______/2270
Location: TV Station

Last night we attended a live interview with Frank Tepisko as the guest. The interview was interrupted partway through by an unprovoked attack by terrorist werewolves. They ignored orders to stand-down, as well as warning fire. Upon ensuring that the audience were safe, Kaleb and I attempted to subdue the attackers. Unfortunately after one of the attackers was subdued Kaleb inflicted a fatal wound upon him. It took a great deal of legal maneuvering, and some subpoenaed (and then destroyed) video recordings, to keep Kaleb from being charged with murder. Not that I’m sure a death sentence would be much of a punishment anyway since it seems difficult to make it stick these days.

Attending Agent: Special Agent Ethan Harper 407488-B
Date: ______/2270
Location: Zenith Corporation

Well I guess that went wrong didn’t it? You’d think they’d have some warning about stuff like that. Be prepared for the worst or something. Anything. Anyway, __________________________________________ are dead. Every one of them. We were just supposed to scope out the place, see if we could find anything incriminating. Well we found something alright. We found a great big fucking _________. And it was hungry. What the hell was that even doing at Zenith? I guess that’s the first thing I’ll be trying to find out after debriefing.

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Talia (Talia)

Woke up one night and my world had turned upside down, i am now in this world no longer a human but as a vampire.

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Worst Day Ever Again (Frank)
why Frank Tepisco?

The night started out with a small annoyance, the phone went and woke me from my slumber it was the FBI wanting to meet up and talk, it has only been 10 years since that last had happened so could not be any thing bad could it? or had they finally found information on Xynith and needed my testimony to crush them?

It went from a small annoyance to being rather putout when i was locked in a FBI room with the old crowd from 10 years ago and two new vampires i had never herd of, was then forced to take action on Vampire Hunters that had been plaguing the city for the past few years( well of course its our job to do this not the local police or FBI!)
if it was going to help my case against Xynith i would have to go along with it.

The new Group minus the actual FBI representative decided to go and search out the newly formed Vampire Haven to see what information they had, and to see if we could exchange notes, this at the time seamed like a good idea, how wrong can one or more Vampires be?

After meeting the Vampire Haven Clerk and applying a small amount of charm things looked like they would move along quite smoothly, she rushed off to get the more important people to talk to.
so i relaxed and was happy to sit back and see how these new members handled themselves as a bit of a test.
Next thing i can remember is i really wanted to go with this new lady that looked so so good and join what ever she wanted me to join because she was good so so good.
then things went Bad and when i say Bad it means in no particular order "Fan,The,Hit,Has,Shit,The.
i was attacked by my own Friends ( i now use the term friends loosely)
i was restrained and all i could hear was “i’m going to kill you” sounds of guns cocking, angry growling, confusion and panic, and all i wanted to do was join whatever she wanted me to, not a big deal!.
Memory going fuzzy now will carry this on at a later date must sleep now.

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Vampo 1 (Luke)

The first day started out as any other and it wouldve if but for one thing..
The call from upstairs changed everything. With minimum prep i was ushered into a windowless room where sat the other invited. There in his regal glory was none other that Frank.Frank the Man , the fuck ya Vote for Me – click click Frank.

Along side was none other than his uber number 1 guard, Kaleb the MMa monster. Wow this was sensational. Startlement showed even through my usual aplomb.Luckily the guests were suitably self indulgent and seemingly bared notice of my existence. The Job was presented by 2 goons from higher up and their head empty do it squad. The report in possible perp action linking the hit squads to The kingdom had been greenlighted to go ahead and implement.My facade

crumbled at hearing action on strategies that linked to an agenda I had been working on. Particularly the tech upgrades of anti faerie/feral ammunition that me and a couple of pals had nicknamed operation “Light up the Horde”. The alpha testing on shotgun ammo was having some pleasing results..
I was proud of my achievement

Anyway the suits vacated the room making it clear we were to stay until resolution was made. After copious amounts of inane conversation that was always fabulous when made by Frank the decision was made to drop by and have a little investigative chat. On The kingdom.

After arrangements were made by the boring domicile that poured falseness over the internet we were instructed to all go. This was actual field work. This was gonna be cool.
Checking out the think tank science nerd from over yonder and the dont fuck me off kinda teacher I realized this was either going to be one FUBr scenario or some crackpot with power had hit the jackpot. About to leave I carefully check my piece and more importantly what was feeding it. Just in case I needed i had it up front and centre.Standing up I am presented with a sense of disquiet about what is about to unfold

Upon arriving we are gooed and gaared at (well we being mainly 1) and led to soft cushions and soft promises. The disquiet become a hum. Nutrients were presented and to my
horror and desire the taste I never thought would slide across my palate did that and hit the Alert Button. It was genuine Eden Liquid. Stunned I look ay my colleagues as they all look unawares. Gathering together I sort out all the reasons, implications and possibilities. The process starts to derail when the secondary effect of Claret No1 rolls on through.Oh the sublime and the shame. When the Head Bitch is just about to lead us to Him I seize through the befuddlement and launch the first shot I could access.

“Are you some way responsible or linked in with the …. attacks” followed by “..after all this is real blood you have served us isnt it…” Ooooops

Shit gets real and through the layers of emotion the unthinkable was focused on. Frank, who had just previous turned the charm factor 9 switch on, was being mesmerized out of our protection. I grab his jacket which he skillfully leaves in my clutches and moves to step through the doorway and into hell with the promises of heaven I had no doubt.I step after him going through the presented risk factors and prepared my options. Exploding with physical preeminence Kaleb envelops Frank and stops him like space holding on to a space man with his ass stuck out the ship. All the infernal powers he had were ineffectual. Like pebbles on a wall. Cept Vampires arent good at constrained from what we really want to do and at that moment he wanted his ass to follow hers. Glancing past I still shot in my head the image of what was waiting his arrival.Choosing the incorrect way to enter, two soldiers advance through intent in confirming their prey..

The image will stay on how an infernal can literally suck the essence of a warm blooded. Inhaling the force of a man like a coke head nosing through a line.
Shit got real. Pulling out my side arm I bring to stance and present the call of the Law. Ignoring my command (and me in general) they key in on Frank. Who is about to go Vampires
version of a Hulk and not Gang am style. Checking my gun is good to go I bring it to bare..

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Talia (Talia)

It begins again, a phone call from the FBI wanting to meet up and talk, this should be fun.

So we all turn up, except for Ethan he’s out doing his own thing.
The briefing begins from another agent put in charge, with a couple of new faces added to the mix. The agent in charge wants us to look into Vampire Hunters, not sure why they cant get off there arses and do it, but hey lets see were this leads. The agent leaves the room and locks us in untill we come up with a plan. Fuckers really need to work on there hospitality. Once a plan was devised we were on our way to go and search out a Vampire Haven to see what information they had.
So we get there meet the Clerk, then some other Vampires, i then found myself really interest in Frank for some reason, not sure what the hell that was all about. Once things got back to normal ( Hmm, normal now that would be nice ) and the meeting comes to an end we say our fare wells, and begin to leave, but Frank starts acting strange and wants to follow the lady instead. We tried reasoning with him but we could’nt snap him out of it, so Kaleb had to restrain him. While me and Brian the vampire head down the hallway, 2 vamps come out from one of the side rooms and head towards us, from the room i catch a climps of someone knelling with someone standing over them with a red mist between them, which is interesting but with one of the vamps heading towards us it was time to back away.

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The Adventure of Kaleb and his Minions (Kaleb)

Well I am working for thr FBI again <<audible>> I guess they just can’t do things without me. Long story short… Got called into a meeting at FBI headquarters. They need me and my minions to investigate the supernatural killings by the “Hunters”. Frank (never vote) Tipesco had the idea to go and see if the Kingdom dudes had any leads. Also picked up 2 new minions a Nosferato I cant remember what his name is. He is some sort of boffin inventing ammo and shit. The other is some sort of investigator… both could prove useful I spose.

Anyway went to visit the Prince shit happened with Frank under some sort of mesmerize type spell. He wanted to go join the Kingdom which is diametrically opposed to his views. I had to hold him back and man did he wig out… But all true leaders need to protect their minions… even from themselves.

Then that new Nosferato dude draws his gun and shoots an unarmed guy. WTF??? Yeah he was angry but shit lethal force on an unarmed guy FFS!!! Will need to keep an eye on him he might be mentally deranged.

We managed to walk out I apologised for his actions on the way out. After that I went and ordered my new Hummer should have it in a few nights. Helped me calm down a bit.

Tried to find some shit out on the streets. Not much good until Frank found some info on a warehouse. We went and had a look. Zenith Corp own the cannery that operates there. We got a phone call to meet the prince at Franks home so went there. Turns out the Prince is the ancient Vampire we set free at Zenith Corp a decade ago. As a reward we got to touch this really nice shiney sword…mmm shiney… The poof we are in some sort of medievil battle… Again WTF? Anyway managed to find some shelter and a little village. Must sleep now…

OK so found the Prince back in ye olden times. Just as he was going to answer a question bang into the 40’s like quantum leap shit. Got frustrated with Frank cause he refused to use his hyponsis thing to get a cabby to give us a free ride. Went to get some money from some hopefully dead guys near some shootings. Took most of my will power not to rip some prick apart that levelled a gun at me. oh and hey Xenith exists back here now too…hmmm mystery adventure… to be continued…

Well what a cunt of a night in 1947… we broke into Xenith I got bitched at for unlocking a door that Frenchy said was locked but I didn’t steal anything from in there unlike some other French Canadian unnamed vampire. Nec minute these bloody construct things attacked us and of course Frenchy did what all French do when they are confronted and have time to do something rather than surrender he ran away and came back after it was all over. The rest cowered behind me and let me take all the damage while they pissed about trying to hypnotise the constructs. Anyway they didnt want anyone to no we were here so I think we should torch this place when we leave. Anyway we will have to see what happens, I really need some food now so will update further later…

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I will accept your eternal gratitude (Frank)
The sword

Well after snapping out of the trance i was in made by the very nice lady of the Kingdom the Group and i decided it was time to take out leave witch we did with great haste.

We meet back at my place for refreshments and to have a chat about what happened and what we were to do next. It was decided to forget about getting the Kingdoms help do look for the vampire Hunters the good old fashioned way ( in our case very poorly ).
after what seamed a very very long night we got one lead at a factory on the east side of town, the bullet smith, the hulking bag of mussel and myself went the presiding night to investigate.
I took the direct approach and Brian the Vampire went the now you see me now you don’t approach.
after a small talk with the receptionist i am convinced this is the place we are looking for, 1. its called “Cells” and 2. ITS PART OF XYNITH.

As i was concluding my business with the obvious Vampire Hunter Building i received a call from the Vampire Kingdom representative saying that the Prince would like to revive me and my fellow partners from ten years ago for him to thank me in person so i took no time at all to tell her that he can come and see me any time he wishes ( no small amount of smugness on my behalf ) and was followed with a " he will be there in one hour"……“Huh”.

I arrive at home and see that my home is open to all it seams as more of the party had let themselves in.
after a few hellos and catching up there was a knock at the door it was the Prince.
after the pleasantry’s and greetings i was ready for him so say "thanks Frank Your a great Chap and i give to you my eternal Gratitude. For what i was not to sure at the time but was willing to accept it anyway.
Turns out that he was the 4000 year old Vampire we set free ten years ago, he wanted to thank us for freeing him, so he placed a rather huge sword on the ground that ruined my lovely wooden floor and he said you may touch this as your reward, I did and was followed by a flash of white. then things got real or as it turned out not to real i will elaborate with my next chapter.

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Vampo 2 (Luke)

Two things occurred to me when the bullet ripped a hole through the Vampires shoulder. A grunt of satisfaction escaped me, not to the fact that I had actually hit my target but to the effect of the hardware on his cold soulless body. That and I finally got his notice. Luckily his bitch keeper kept a rein on her pet so all I got for my trouble upon leaving was a bruised leg.

I was indignant almost to the point of being insulted.

Tactically withdrawing we cast our net wider a few nights later and we find a warm lead of an unreported incident. A factory. A factory with links to Xenith with a cast of scum bags including an obvious primadona Werewolf. Not much but better than Kalebs (hes getting weird that one)foray into owning a vehicle made famous by a movie star and my frustrating attempt to hack Franks bank account. Speaking of which his phone call changed everything. Mr Psycho wants to see him. In true Tespeco fashion he spins it masterfully to have it arranged in his coven. Only he’s trumped by the call we had an hour to get there.

Since the presentation didnt include me or the rat we took our leave in the back rooms. While summarizing the benefits of telepathy in my head the invite to join was made. I didn’t want to go. This aint gonna be good. Fuck

I walk in and the mood is inviting so I join the festivities. The others were stupefyingly around the table hands clasped to this amazing sword of power. Go on He says. Take hold of it like your friends. The term friends stops me for a second and ability to politely refuse becomes available. So I use it. A moment passes before he arrives at the door to my mind, blowing it open like a swat team. I move towards the sword as a spectator to my own body. As horrified, as I batter uselessly against his Will,as I am I sense the loathing hatred within. He must suffer.

I grasp the artifact. A pause then a flash. Then sickening nauseous, the room moving and warping.
Then disbelief as the world changes

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