I got this message to go to some address for a meeting. I remember this old prick that wouldn’t stop smiling at me. There was others there I won’t mention names cause one was a senator and shit and its not my place to out people. Next thing I know I am buried in the fucking ground… shit sorry I shouldn’t say fucking here should I? Anyway I dug myself out and was in the basement of some fuck… shit… um a church. The others were with me and they had been buried too. Anyway we eventually escaped the room we were in only to be confronted by Fucking Zombies… yeah I was like what the fuck?… Are we in the Walking Dead shit?… So we managed to kill them and we had a bit of a snack which caused me and the others to vomit a wee bit. Should looked at the Best Before Date I guess… Anyway we decided to find out what the hell was going on… That was how I was turned.
It was an FBI Agent that provided the direction we required. His report led to us being introduced to the small branch led by Special Agent Hank Maddison, tasked with investigating the supernatural. The agent was transferred to the new team and the rest of us were hired as consultants. We were introduced to Armand Jeancleu as another consultant that could potentially assist them.
Several cases were dealt with, but the one that stood out was a house which was described as simply strange. With the help of the resident mage, Gordon Henderson, we were able to get into the house, only to find that once past some sort of mystical barrier, the house was clad in skin. After a few fights we found ourselves on large stone tables, tubes connecting all of them.
We managed to escape with the help of Tess Barclay and Reverend Mercer, both of whom were spirits. Once the we escaped the house, we found the bodies of both on the floor next to them when we woke up.
One clue kept popping up however. Xenith.
Jimmy Hand was the public face of Xenith. They had a bill in motion going through government that would allow them to mass produce cloned bodies that produced blood for the vampire society. It was a bloody good idea (bloody get the dad joke huh huh?) But the fucking stupid politicians voted it down it could have saved a whole world of issues that now started to manifest because supernaturals would have been able to feed with no threat to humanity…Short Sighted Bastards…
We also me with Caroline Montague, the seneshal of The Kingdom. That place sucked. Too many rules and weirdo’s. We had a little scuffle with some of the resident nutters : Chelsea Surtees, Connor Surtees and Corban Surtees.
We eventually infiltrated Xenith and freed a Powerful Vampire who was being experimented on. That may have been a mistake but our intentions were good.
Since then the guys and I have become a little bit like a family I guess… yeah they might piss me off at times but anyone else try and fuck with them and watch out you gotta answer to me… We had that TV interview that turned to shit… some terrorist werepupppies tried to cause some shit… I got into a bit of trouble for killing one and throwing him across the room at his mate on live TV… despite saving everyones lives…Anyway we did some work for the FBI… Thats all confidential shit so I cant tell you much…
After that I started fighting in the MMA ring again… I managed to start winning a few fights and make some money. I need heaps cause as the old saying goes you are a long time dead and since I am technically dead I guess I will never be able to claim superannuation…
I spent the next few years doing shit in the community, you know working security for free at community events etc I was really enjoying having Joe public start to trust me again… Those that know me I think realised that I was only trying to do the right thing when put that little dog down… its come in quite handy really. I have a following of people who supply me with nourishment voluntarily… enough that I keep some on tap at home and can take a few flagons with me on the road.
After about 10 years we got invited to Xenith. Corporations have taken over the world. Security is in the hands of massive companies, including the likes of the former FBI. Xenith have come back from the failure of ten years ago to become one the most dominant of the multi-nationals.
Nicholas Blewett (Xenith CEO) had a job for us. He felt that ourr previous history would allow us to get closer to his brother. His brother, Ashton Van Merwe, who we rescued from the glass coffin ten long years ago. The same dude who now runs the The Kingdom ahh fuck. The message is simple. Find the brother, make an apology, make an alliance, do whatever needs to be done to bring the feud to an end. While we were there Xenith got attacked and we had to fight our way out.
The Prince (Ashton) agreed to meet at our home in an hour. It was a short meeting cause he was a prick. He tricked us into touching his magic sword which sent us time hopping like some bad Quantum Leap rerun. After many fights and jumps we found a dead Vampire that may have been another brother of the 2 feuding vampires. Oh and we found a vidoe that appears to show the appearance of the Four Horseman of the Apocolypse.
Since then the world turned to shit in a handbasket again. The Corporations that now run the world have basically decided that us Supernaturals should all die or just fuck off to some area where we will not “infect” humans. I still do some consultancy work for what was the FBI Supernatural Division which offers a certain amount of protection, but I reckon they would sell me down the river if it suited their needs. My ex-flatmate Ethan Harper still works there. Hopefully he would give me the heads up if something was to go down, afterall I have saved his life on numerous occasions. I have been defending my MMA title every now and again. Off course just because its an underground scene now doesnt make it any less popular. There is a lot of chatter out there at the moment that either myself or that dog freak will try and unify the titles. Maybe one day I will but i will need to study the others first. I will try and keep my fights to a minimum while I study them to give them less opportunity to do the same. I think I may even study a new fighting style but refrain from using it so that it is a surprise should that Mutt challenge me. I have also started up my own stable of fighters it could be fun to get into management and retire. I am looking at recruiting Humans mainly. If I can prove that I am not a monster to some then maybe just maybe I can do my part in getting Supernaturals considered as we should be as equals to humans and not a virus or threat. Yes some will always be a threat but history is littered with humans who threatened humanity… Hitler…That Korean dude Kim… Trump… Osama Bin Laden…. Supernaturals had been around for years during that time and none did the shit those guys did.
Don’t tell anyone but I have been doing a bit of social work for Vicar Catherine aswell just meeting with children etc at Sunday School to show them that not all supernaturals are a threat, again Baby steps.
You know this could probably have all been avoided if Frank “I will never vote for him” Tepesko had voted in favour of the artificial food bags for us Vamps. People would not have seen as as a threat.
Anyway let us see what happens next…….
to be continued