Hawkes Bay Vampire

Frank raps up his life so far
and death

Frank Tepesko


Background: Born Franklin Peskeletto Tespesko he soon adopted
the name Frank Tespesko as he thought at a young age Franklin was terribly gay.

Even from young age Frank was adept at manipulating people (in a
good way of course) or outright out talking them to see his point of view.

This naturally led to frank becoming class rep in primary
school, Intermediate school Class leader, and high school student/teacher representative.

Frank at the age of 18 went to University to study law. After a
few years it was clear that he should start a career in politics as he was much better at manipulating the law to suit his needs than the actual truth. Law it turns out was not for Frank


Frank Thrived in politics and to Frank any vote he could get was a good vote. This led him to a night that would change his life forever.

Frank not outright religious was invited to a meeting on Thursday 19:30 PM at the New Christian Order House.

Frank not to turn away a possible vote he went along. After being greeted at the door by a man that never stopped smiling
The Smiling Man
and could not talk Frank felt this might be the creepiest hour ( was hoping it was going to be an hour) he was ever to live through( sadly enough this was the last hour he would ever live through)

These are some of the records found showing Frank was going to have to change a lot about how he lived his life.

Saturday 900pm – Must remember this date something strange has happened to me woke up in ground inside new Christian orders Church, need to spin if is negative press, people must not find out.

Sunday 700am – Possibly Vampire sun hurts can’t stay awake. Why would Christians do this?

Sunday 600pm – I am, will need to spin if people find out How will I go into work tomorrow.

Sunday 900pm – Remember 428A Valery St place to get blood, or refuge if stuck.

Wednesday 600pm – Talk show about personal human blood vending machine – vote no. (but would be so convent at the moment

Wednesday 900pm – Attacked on live Talk show by Werewolf’s must find out more info. Someone is plotting against me.

Monday 700pm – Shoot at 43 Vigor st

Friday 800pm – Go to Meeting house of New Christian Order to find out what and why this has happened to me

Monday 946pm – Xenith its all them….why?


Franks first few years were a struggle for him. He was new the world of darkness and finding out how to use the supernatural powers taxed him.

That on top of people and supernatural’s trying to kill him, walking into houses made of skin, Smiley man abomination trying to kill us, Being placed on a slab with his team being transfused with each other, letting loose a very old very powerful vampire, he could have very easily called it quits then and there but it was the question that dived Frank onwards.  Why?

Frank was dead set on Xynith he was sure it was them and he tried with all of his power to make them pay for what they had done to him.

Again here is a passage from Franks personal Diary:

The night started out with a small annoyance, the phone went and woke me from my slumber. It was the FBI wanting to meet up and talk, it has only been 10 years since that last had happened so could not be anything bad could it? or had they finally found information on Xynith and needed my testimony to crush them?

It went from a small annoyance to being rather putout when I was locked in a FBI room with the old crowd from 10 years ago and two new vampires I had never heard of.

I was then forced to take action on Vampire Hunters that had been plaguing the city for the past few years( well of course it’s our job to do this not the local police or FBI!)

If it was going to help my case against Xynith I would have to go along with it. SIGH

The new Group minus the actual FBI representative decided to go and search out the newly formed Vampire Haven to see what information they had, and to see if we could exchange notes, this at the time seemed like a good idea, how wrong can one or more Vampires be?.

This Meeting would turn out to be more important to Frank than he initially gave it credit.

Franks personal diary entry:

After meeting the Vampire Haven Clerk and applying a small amount of charm things looked like they would move along quite smoothly, she rushed off to get the more important people to talk to. This made me happy.

So I relaxed and was happy to sit back and see how these new members handled themselves as a bit of a test.

Next thing I can remember is I really wanted to go with this new lady that looked so so good and join whatever she wanted me to join in on because she was good so so good.

Then things went Bad and when I say Bad it means in no particular order "Fan,The,Hit,Has,Shit,The. 

I was attacked by my own Friends ( I now use the term friends loosely)

I was restrained and all I could hear was “I’m going to kill you” sounds of guns cocking, angry growling, confusion and panic, and all I wanted to do was join whatever she wanted me to, not a big deal!.

Memory going fuzzy now will carry this on at a later date must sleep now.

Frank was beaten at his own game – something he would try to never let happen to him again.

And let us just say the first meeting with the Kingdom did not go so well. They were on their own looking for the Hunters.

As it turns out Frank and his party were led to a factory and the factory was part of Xynith. Dam suspicious.

Right after the factory and the fight with another werewolf Frank (according to phone records) received a call from the newly formed Kingdom wishing to formally thank him (as it turns out for releasing Their Prince from a cage in Xynith) Frank did not know this at the time.

It is said then when Frank has any chance in trying to be on top he takes it. This occasion was no different. According to an eye witness of this phone call between the Kingdom and Frank it went like this:

Oooooooooo he (the prince) would like US to come and see him. Well you can tell him I will be happy to recive His Princeness at my house at our earliest convince ( massive smug look on Franks face)

It is then said that a look of shock appeared on Franks face and for the first time in his life Frank was lost for words. The reply from Frank’s demand was “Sure he will be there in one Hour”. Frank could only muster a (Huh…ok).

 Ashton Van Merwe

Frank awaited his “Thanks Frank Your a great chap and I give to you my eternal Gratitude” for no good reason Frank could think of but was willing to accept it from an obvious powerful man.

Gifts in the Vampire community are let’s just say not so giftey.

Frank was told that the man trapped in Xynith 10 years ago was the prince and that he was happy to be released. ( Frank after time to think on this is why was he trapped there in the first place and after some time and knowledge came is was why was he trapped there under Xynith by his brother??? And not released)

Frank ready to accept his gift was told to touch a sword that the prince produced “Flash of white and Frank was no longer in his lovely apartment anymore”.


Frank did not talk much about what the gift was but here is a synopsis pieced together from notes and hacked computer files from his associates at the time.

Back in time 4000 years witness to a battle.

Meet powerful Vampire (was a young Prince of the kingdom only spoke French) seen is 1500 years ago at his creation.

Travel 1940s New York Xynith is here must go investigate. Found Bible from opposite point of view from the new church attacked by mutilated humans/vampires/monsters. Computer found Prince has Brother bad lab accident.

War time in swampy area in a Tank found Princes brother – he runs Xynith.
Nicholas Blewett

Roman Times about to die by way of spears to the body.

Egypt long long time ago. Female has important scepter. We are prophecy, taken underground to see symbols on ground.

Same location different time: have the scepter no idea how to use. Find some Vampires that have just been turned into vampires. 1 is Xynith, sleep in small room wake up with statue.. ? Prince was in front of us the whole time just something called fleshcrafted now. 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse are real and the scepter was the princes Sword all the time. Prince has 2 brothers not 1

Last entry of this confusing time was from Frank himself and he let this be publicly known.

Prince is an asshole! (reports say Frank then muttered some more words but it has never been conformed)  it is said to be “stab me with the sword . you bastard”

Things were not going well for Frank.

The prince wanted frank to kill his brothers minions for him, the Church had been swayed by the Prince, the FBI / One of the princes Brothers wanted Frank to bring bad people to justice for them.

Ah shit.


Xynith was the next logical place for Frank to go since he had no idea of their intentions.

After some aggressive negotiations Frank is  introduced to the CEO of Xynith. Frank finds out the name of his maker Seith
Akhem Silsi

and Xynith is trying to make a world where supernatural’s and humans can live together.

Frank formed a bond with Xynith that day.

It led to Frank tracking down Seith and finding him Destroyed before he could get to him… was this the work of the Four Horse men ?? Frank would make it mission to find out as to thank whoever did this.

In the last 15 years Frank has not gotten any further in his investigations into the death of Seith.

Cast out of politics 25 years ago Frank is feeling the itch to get back into the game.

He has continued to work with Xynith and has seen them rise in power and influence.

He did send a Text to the Prince to say 1 down but he does think that he may already know that his brother is dead dead.

The Church is still a vital part of Franks life and he has been meeting regularly with the head of the order to further his knowledge
Vicar Catherine Gerwin
But what Frank needs to know is still the same. It has been eating away at him from the very start. Seith as far has he knows is the one that made him and placed him below the Church that night.

But WHY?

Frank had been told why he just forgo: leaders on our field turned to make more money for xynith, but xynith told Frank seith changed him. So Frank keeps his friends close and his enemy’s closer.

If I have to do the talking we are fucked

So we reported what we saw to Xenith Brother and got another location to investigate. Some city Council workers were there and Frank totally fucked up his mind games which meant a simple trip down a ladder took most of the night. I nearly bluffed the guy into thinking we should be there but for some reason he didn’t quite believe me. Then Talia she with the blessed tits tried to knock out one of the council workers just to give him an egg on his head and make him a bit more angry. Ohh well eventually we found something down a couple of levels we shall see what it is. I feel a bit of a scrap coming on…

Fucking werewolf

So we are outside the cannery then things go black…

as i come to and pick myself up i see a werewolf, it would appear i just got knocked the fuck out,
OUCH. I see Kaleb jump into action and realize how big this thing is, after we subdue the beast i take a breath so to speak, only to be grabbed like a rag doll by Kaleb as he starts to frenzy.

Thankfully Frank was on hand to get Kaleb back under control and Ethan who managed to get handcuffs on the big guy.

As the dust settles we find a secret entrance, there were a few traps and locked doors, Ethan was able to disarm and pick and we made our way into a room with screens connected to a surveillance system, so it would appear someone is watching the cannery we are just not sure why or who. Ethan also came across a coffin with his aura perception which no one else could see cos it was invisible, after checking inside there no one home. Ethan plants some surveillance of our own, which Kaleb finds and Luke does his computer thing so we can keep an eye on who ever it is that is watching the cannery.

Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon

Fucking Werepuppy attacked us while we was looking around some of the Xenith buildings. He tasted quite nice but fuck me if I remember what happened after that. Supposedly I just about tore up my mates. Thankfully Frank managed to use his mumbo jumbo bullshit on me and stopped me long enough for me to get back under control.
We then found a trap door followed by some traps, yup fucking booby traps. Fucking wanker using traps… I mean someone could have lost an eye or something. Found a room with lots of monitors and an invisible stone coffin some beds but no wanker brother.

Paladin Field Report 12477-A (Ethan)

While investigating the outside of the cannery we were attacked by a werewolf. The vicious beast tore into Talia and Kaleb before they were eventually able to subdue it. It didn’t react to demands for it to stop (though luckily that worked on Kaleb when he got a little carried away and I had to ensure he wasn’t a threat to the party or himself).

We found a secret entrance that lead to a room below the cannery. There were several traps and a locked door we had to avoid, but luckily no more werewolves. In fact there were no other occupants present, though we did find multiple cots, and a coffin, that suggested multiple people had stayed there at the same time.

The coffin itself was interesting as a magic spell had made it invisible, and I was only able to detect it with my aura perception. Certainly a smart way for a vampire to hide.

The room had computers with several screens connected to surveillance camers situated all through the cannery. Clearly someone had the cannery under observation, though we have no idea what for. #REDACTED# downloaded the camera footage so that he can sift through it to see if there is anything unusual on there.

Well, that’s my report, hope you’ll believe this one, cause it’s true… just like all the others.

Not that I care, I’ve had a better offer and I’ve seen enough of werewolves to know I don’t want to work for them. My resignation will be filed tomorrow.

Fift Fift Fift Bad Vampire

So after picking ourselves up and working out that the noise was our back up or maybe it was a rescue, Im going with back up im sure we could have taken those guys. We meet with our back up who took us to a room were we got to meet Xynith owner Nicholas. Turned out it was’nt him after us it was his brother, after the talks had ended i get handed a folder, after all these years of thinking my mother was killed in a car accident, she was, but it was no accident so when i get time i shall investicate that further, and they will pay. In the mean time its off to get hammered, which didnt take long for me, must be a light wieght.

So after the hangover passes we make plans to visit the can factory as inspectors, after finding nothing inside we head outside to have a look around, here’s hoping we find spmething…

Frank change's his mind
Xynith is the best

We pick ourselves up of the ground after the grenade explosion, there to greet us was a sergeant or corporal or something telling us to please follow him.

he took us to a room where we were finally introduced to the CEO of Xynith ( frank builds up rage )
he explanes that he never turned us it was his brother Seith he never attacked us it was his brother Seith and that he is trying to get to world where Vampires and humans can co-exist together.

Well i take it all back Xynith is the best Company ever the C.E.O is “The Man” and would be happy to call myself his “Bitch”
If there was anything he wanted or to ask of me i would do it happily.
His two brothers on the other hand can go sit and spin.

After talking with Mr Xynith i was happy to track down Seith’s Minions and bring them to Justice as was the wishes of Mr Xynith " The Man " and not because of his Brother Mr Douche Bag Prince’s orders.

To celebrate we went to a bar and some of us over indulged but all had a good time.

The next night we were on the hunt at the Can factory as “inspectors” but nothing has come of our investigations as of yet.

First day working for Paladin (Ethan)

Well at least it seems Xenith does like us, despite what Tepesko keeps saying. They sent some of their guards, to take care of the turncoat guards that were attacking us… though they were mostly just providing a mobile buffet table for Kaleb.

They were able to sort out Jimmy too, luckily. Not sure how they felt about Tepesko’s… intervention. Turns out he’s a ghoul, after all, so we didn’t need to worry so much.

We finally got the chance to have a proper sit down with Nicholas and gets some answers finally. For a start, it turns out his name isn’t Mr. Xenith. It looks like what is happening is some sort of cold war between vampire factions, that is rapidly warming each day. Nicholas considers himself a Promethean, and thus believes in vampires cohabiting with humans in peace. This definitely seems the faction I agree with the most so I see no problem in helping Xenith, while also trying to complete Paladin’s task.

Nicholas then threw me a bit of a curve-ball, by offering me a job, and letting me figure out what I want the job to be. Complete freedom is attractive… but do I want to sell out and go corporate, when I really want to uphold the law. With the FBI replaced by Paladin though, I don’t know which job I’m even talking about now. I also really need to find out how to spell Xenith if I’m going to work for them.

We decided to pursue the Xenith cannery angle, as we knew Seth’s minions had a base underneath it. We posed as inspectors and had a thorough search of the building, as well as it’s computers, and couldn’t find anything linking the cannery to Seth. We then took our search outside…

Farts Farts and more Farts

So the Fift Fift Fift noise was Nicholas sending in his troops to rescue us from Seths troops. Turns out Nicholas is the Good brother, not the insane brother (Ashton the Prince) or the homicidal brother (Seth). Nicholas is promethian and believes in Humans and Vampires living side by side.
We then stopped at my new local to have a drink and recuperate. Great bar!!! I got a new sponsorship from Zenith made my manager happy. We went to the Canning plant again cause Seth has a base underneath it posing as Inspectors. I told the secretary I was working as an employee of Zenith as part of my sponsorship deal as it helped with the tax implications. Fuck knows if the secretary believed me.

Motherfucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck

OK so I get home from going to training and get told get in the van we are heading over to Zenith Corp to see if we can talk to brother 2 who doesnt want to kill us. So off we go to talk to Jimmy Hand who takes us up to an office to have a wee chat. Frank starts talking to him and all of a sudden gas isbeing vented into the room. Jimmy doesnt look to good so Frank and Luke decide to try and turn him. Shit I didn’t think they had it in them. Maybe there is hope for them yet. Any how I decided it was time to get the fuck outta Nagasaki cause some cunt is dropping bombs right here right now only to find we are fucking locked in aswell. Next thing fucking smoke grenades get chucked into the room. So I decided the best form of defence is attack, only to find it may be the second best form of defence as I get shot by fucking hundreds of guards with Automatic Weapons. So I decide to reassess my situation while having a little lie down. Quickly I decided to retreat with some snacks intow and get back into the room. While I am having a feed Luke decides its a good idea to sneak down in amongst the throng of guards and shoot one of them. He eventually gets back into the room. I gave Frank some packaging that the snack was wrapped in. I grab another snack, while Talia trys to close the door. Frank then takes care of that snack while I grab another. I suddenly realise that none of these big brave guys are helping Talia at all. I have to fucking do everything around here ffs. But as I am heading there with a snack for her the throngs come back into the room following a grenade being thrown in the room. Next thing funny wizzing noises and here we are…


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