Hawkes Bay Vampire

This is not what it looks like.
Frank caught with his prey's pants down

The Lead led us to The Car rental place. A somewhat helpful clerk told us the information on who rented the car, it was a breath of fresh air not having to make them tell me. So i was happy to sign a card he handed me , for some reason he was very happy to see me.

The Church rang our group and told us that one of the attackers was still alive and in intensive care. What lead to follow? We decided on the hospital in case the man croked it.

Arriving at the Hospital it was best that our computer expert stayed in the car and tried to hack the security cameras wile we went in as representatives of the church to see the poor man in intensive care.
We noticed a man looking like he did not belong and we thought it best to just try for the door and if we got stopped we would than question them to see what they were doing.
Turns out he was guarding the door and he was from another corporation. I was feeling quite good this day so i told him he needed to go on a break and he did so thinking it was his idea… bonus.
Inside we interrogate the poor man all drugged up and we find out he is a grunt with little information but he did conform the name of the man we wanted, Off to the address we got from the Car Rental.

We arrived at the address and started to stroll towards the house and i feel a sharp pain and a massive hand hit me all at once i was shot from the house and Kaleb yanked me out of the way.
we charged the house and broke in forcefully. Over the next few seconds one of the weirdest fights i have taken part in evolved and one point i was all alone at the top of the staircase a"bad guy" frozen in frount of me, me kneeling in frount of him with his pants down around his ankles and at that point Talia comes up the stairs “O…..K” i get as a response from her… not my finest hour.
For the first time in a long time we had people to question.

we had the main chap tied up and we were questioning him how to get into a basement we had found in the kitchen when suddenly he was not tied up and starting to grow…. my what big teeth you have and what big claws you have i was thinking to myself as my mind control did not work as i fled the room.
Again Kaleb and Talia to the rescue i steadied myself and went back into the fray and managed to successfully halt the beast only to watch his neck snap…. well he should have just stayed down and we would have let him go or get a chance to come join Xynith.

In the basement there are two lab guys and one unconscious girl strapped down mumbling a few words “Phoenix, Tab, Project” we bundle anyone who has not expired into the hummer and their equipment and off to Xynith.

Lets hope they are happy to see us and the information.

Paladin and the Vicar

After a phone call from what is now Paladin a meeting was set up. We all gathered for our new assignment with the addition of a new face, his name was Peter and it would appear he is our new babysitter, which should be interesting since he is a human. A meeting with the Vicar was arranged and we were all welcomed with open arms, turns out she is having a few issues with extremist and how popular the church has become. We hadn’t been there long before trouble started, the vicar’s place came under attack. She said we should leave but since trouble follows us around we decided to stay.

A group of extremist were raiding the place looking for the vicar, and after some gun fire followed by some screaming a couple of explosions, broken windows and the extremist rather taking their own lives rather than be taken alive the situation was under control, right time for a snack since i was feeling a bit peckish. The cops were on their way and the vicar suggested that we all leave before they turn up. She said she had our backs and that she had everything covered so off we went back to our haven. Some of us went out to feed while the others started looking into who the extremist could be.

Holy hand grenades

Paladin… Xenith… Not really sure who I’m working for anymore, but I got assigned to babysit some vampires who needed some extra muscle. Now that I’ve met them I’m not sure more muscle is what they need, but they could certainly use someone keeping an eye out for them. Their reaction to danger seems to either be run straight in, or keep their heads down while someone else runs straight in.

Got my first bit of action almost straight away as someone sent some grunts to take down the Vicar they were visiting. They were heavily armed and standard military procedures that indicated some sort of training. All the training in the world wouldn’t have done them much good against the feral teeth machines this group unleashed though.

I noticed one of the vampires was able to influence the enemy targets mentally as well, which helped keep the situation manageable as I laid down covering fire did my best to protect the Vicar.

Thankfully we all came through it okay, though a couple of the vampires looked a little worse for wear and had to go off on their own to recover. I’m going to try not to think about what that involved.

In the meantime we’ve started investigating these grunts to see if we can work out who sent them, and how to stop it from happening again.

Meals on wheels

OK so Paladin (previously the FBI) calls us in for a meeting. Turns out we have a new dude join us to replace Ethan since he has moved up the chain. We get sent to a meeting with the Vicar who is having a few issues with extremists and how popular the church has become. Now I like this lady and am happy to help her however I can. So when some assassins turn up to remove her it is only logical that I defend her. The others did their best I guess to help out as well.
We removed the threat and spent a wee while healing, They deserved to die for what they were trying to do so I had no regrets draining one to heal myself. If I hadn’t I could well have gone into a frenzy and we all know how well that goes for everyone. Anyway the guys have a lead to track down who sent these walking meals so time to exact some justice.

What goes around comes around.
Frank and the Church . . . . Again

A lot has changed in the past few year’s, but for everything that changes a lot stays the same.

Twenty odd years ago i was a up and coming politician looking to go all the way, to be the President to do some good for our country. So i took every appointment i could to get to know people and try for their vote.

That Vote led me to the church,and that’s where all the trouble started. Now 20 odd years later I get called into the church once again and Trouble has started once again.

We are now in a world that is very different from only a few years ago, i am having to watch my back whenever i leave my home out of fear of extermination due to our kind being classed as a virus. My fellow Virus friends from the night we were turned and some new faces have become runners for xynith and it has led us to the Church admin building for a chat.
Now the contents of that chat i can not divulge at the moment but lets just say it was an eye opener and a problem for me due to who i am spending my time with.

Wile at the Admin building 4 or 5 bad guys turned up shooting anyone in sight and were coming for the lovely Vicar Catherine Gerwin.
After a short fight we are now trying to track down who and why they came to assassinate the poor lady. It has lead us to a Car Hire center, lets hope we can put an end to this problem quickly with no more bloodshed.

Movie of our lives...

Dear Harvey Weinstein Jr,

I have yet to receive any replies from your office regarding my movie script. I hope you are simply busy as I’m sure you see the potential for stunning cinematic success with this completely fictional project. A reminder, I am willing to move to Hollywood to assist as a consultant, though I am only able to work nights.
With regards,

Ethan Harper

PS> I have included a copy of the movie’s synopsis in case you weren’t sure which one I was talking about.

The Nights of War

An FBI agent (Hethan Arper), a prospective senator (Tank Frepesko), an MMA fighter (Malen Karcelos) and a teacher (Dalia Tunnage) are gathered together only to be turned into vampires and left in a church basement. After waking up to a new life of supernatural monsters they are recruited into the FBI to investigate the strange and unexplained…

In their investigations they meet representatives of various organisations, including the shady but misunderstood corporation Xenith, the suspiciously helpful New Order of Christ, the actually helpful Downtown, and the massively foreboding Kingdom.
The group suspect Xenith of having more going on and break in to investigate one of their holdings. In doing so they accidentally free a powerful ancient vampire. Something they will soon regret when it turns out he is the new Prince of The Kingdom, and he wants to be friends.

The story takes a turn for the mysterious when the Prince sends the group on a time travelling adventure which ends with them in ancient Egypt where they witness the creation of the Prince and his brothers. They learn the stories of the Four Horsemen are true, and that we should all be worried about their return

Not knowing where to turn the group return to Xenith with an olive branch and learn about the cold war brewing between the vampire factions. Tasked with finding Seth the movie climaxes with a stunningly coordinated infiltration sequence that goes off flawlessly. Maybe have Tank’s mind control fail at an awkward time to ramp up tension.
As we wind down the group part ways with the FBI, which is now owned by the Paladin Corporation, and move on to their own interests. Hethan joins Xenith. Tank, whose political career is shot, decides to get closer to the New Order of Christ. Malen focuses on his MMA fighting.

PPS> I’m thinking of adding another character, maybe some sort of Nosferatu, but I can’t think of anything about the character, except maybe calling him Brian.

The Death and Times of Kaleb

I got this message to go to some address for a meeting. I remember this old prick that wouldn’t stop smiling at me. There was others there I won’t mention names cause one was a senator and shit and its not my place to out people. Next thing I know I am buried in the fucking ground… shit sorry I shouldn’t say fucking here should I? Anyway I dug myself out and was in the basement of some fuck… shit… um a church. The others were with me and they had been buried too. Anyway we eventually escaped the room we were in only to be confronted by Fucking Zombies… yeah I was like what the fuck?… Are we in the Walking Dead shit?… So we managed to kill them and we had a bit of a snack which caused me and the others to vomit a wee bit. Should looked at the Best Before Date I guess… Anyway we decided to find out what the hell was going on… That was how I was turned.

It was an FBI Agent that provided the direction we required. His report led to us being introduced to the small branch led by Special Agent Hank Maddison, tasked with investigating the supernatural. The agent was transferred to the new team and the rest of us were hired as consultants. We were introduced to Armand Jeancleu as another consultant that could potentially assist them.

Several cases were dealt with, but the one that stood out was a house which was described as simply strange. With the help of the resident mage, Gordon Henderson, we were able to get into the house, only to find that once past some sort of mystical barrier, the house was clad in skin. After a few fights we found ourselves on large stone tables, tubes connecting all of them.

We managed to escape with the help of Tess Barclay and Reverend Mercer, both of whom were spirits. Once the we escaped the house, we found the bodies of both on the floor next to them when we woke up.

One clue kept popping up however. Xenith.

Jimmy Hand was the public face of Xenith. They had a bill in motion going through government that would allow them to mass produce cloned bodies that produced blood for the vampire society. It was a bloody good idea (bloody get the dad joke huh huh?) But the fucking stupid politicians voted it down it could have saved a whole world of issues that now started to manifest because supernaturals would have been able to feed with no threat to humanity…Short Sighted Bastards…

We also me with Caroline Montague, the seneshal of The Kingdom. That place sucked. Too many rules and weirdo’s. We had a little scuffle with some of the resident nutters : Chelsea Surtees, Connor Surtees and Corban Surtees.

We eventually infiltrated Xenith and freed a Powerful Vampire who was being experimented on. That may have been a mistake but our intentions were good.

Since then the guys and I have become a little bit like a family I guess… yeah they might piss me off at times but anyone else try and fuck with them and watch out you gotta answer to me… We had that TV interview that turned to shit… some terrorist werepupppies tried to cause some shit… I got into a bit of trouble for killing one and throwing him across the room at his mate on live TV… despite saving everyones lives…Anyway we did some work for the FBI… Thats all confidential shit so I cant tell you much…

After that I started fighting in the MMA ring again… I managed to start winning a few fights and make some money. I need heaps cause as the old saying goes you are a long time dead and since I am technically dead I guess I will never be able to claim superannuation…

I spent the next few years doing shit in the community, you know working security for free at community events etc I was really enjoying having Joe public start to trust me again… Those that know me I think realised that I was only trying to do the right thing when put that little dog down… its come in quite handy really. I have a following of people who supply me with nourishment voluntarily… enough that I keep some on tap at home and can take a few flagons with me on the road.

After about 10 years we got invited to Xenith. Corporations have taken over the world. Security is in the hands of massive companies, including the likes of the former FBI. Xenith have come back from the failure of ten years ago to become one the most dominant of the multi-nationals.

Nicholas Blewett (Xenith CEO) had a job for us. He felt that ourr previous history would allow us to get closer to his brother. His brother, Ashton Van Merwe, who we rescued from the glass coffin ten long years ago. The same dude who now runs the The Kingdom ahh fuck. The message is simple. Find the brother, make an apology, make an alliance, do whatever needs to be done to bring the feud to an end. While we were there Xenith got attacked and we had to fight our way out.

The Prince (Ashton) agreed to meet at our home in an hour. It was a short meeting cause he was a prick. He tricked us into touching his magic sword which sent us time hopping like some bad Quantum Leap rerun. After many fights and jumps we found a dead Vampire that may have been another brother of the 2 feuding vampires. Oh and we found a vidoe that appears to show the appearance of the Four Horseman of the Apocolypse.

Since then the world turned to shit in a handbasket again. The Corporations that now run the world have basically decided that us Supernaturals should all die or just fuck off to some area where we will not “infect” humans. I still do some consultancy work for what was the FBI Supernatural Division which offers a certain amount of protection, but I reckon they would sell me down the river if it suited their needs. My ex-flatmate Ethan Harper still works there. Hopefully he would give me the heads up if something was to go down, afterall I have saved his life on numerous occasions. I have been defending my MMA title every now and again. Off course just because its an underground scene now doesnt make it any less popular. There is a lot of chatter out there at the moment that either myself or that dog freak will try and unify the titles. Maybe one day I will but i will need to study the others first. I will try and keep my fights to a minimum while I study them to give them less opportunity to do the same. I think I may even study a new fighting style but refrain from using it so that it is a surprise should that Mutt challenge me. I have also started up my own stable of fighters it could be fun to get into management and retire. I am looking at recruiting Humans mainly. If I can prove that I am not a monster to some then maybe just maybe I can do my part in getting Supernaturals considered as we should be as equals to humans and not a virus or threat. Yes some will always be a threat but history is littered with humans who threatened humanity… Hitler…That Korean dude Kim… Trump… Osama Bin Laden…. Supernaturals had been around for years during that time and none did the shit those guys did.
Don’t tell anyone but I have been doing a bit of social work for Vicar Catherine aswell just meeting with children etc at Sunday School to show them that not all supernaturals are a threat, again Baby steps.
You know this could probably have all been avoided if Frank “I will never vote for him” Tepesko had voted in favour of the artificial food bags for us Vamps. People would not have seen as as a threat.

Anyway let us see what happens next…….

to be continued

Frank raps up his life so far
and death

Frank Tepesko


Background: Born Franklin Peskeletto Tespesko he soon adopted
the name Frank Tespesko as he thought at a young age Franklin was terribly gay.

Even from young age Frank was adept at manipulating people (in a
good way of course) or outright out talking them to see his point of view.

This naturally led to frank becoming class rep in primary
school, Intermediate school Class leader, and high school student/teacher representative.

Frank at the age of 18 went to University to study law. After a
few years it was clear that he should start a career in politics as he was much better at manipulating the law to suit his needs than the actual truth. Law it turns out was not for Frank


Frank Thrived in politics and to Frank any vote he could get was a good vote. This led him to a night that would change his life forever.

Frank not outright religious was invited to a meeting on Thursday 19:30 PM at the New Christian Order House.

Frank not to turn away a possible vote he went along. After being greeted at the door by a man that never stopped smiling
The Smiling Man
and could not talk Frank felt this might be the creepiest hour ( was hoping it was going to be an hour) he was ever to live through( sadly enough this was the last hour he would ever live through)

These are some of the records found showing Frank was going to have to change a lot about how he lived his life.

Saturday 900pm – Must remember this date something strange has happened to me woke up in ground inside new Christian orders Church, need to spin if is negative press, people must not find out.

Sunday 700am – Possibly Vampire sun hurts can’t stay awake. Why would Christians do this?

Sunday 600pm – I am, will need to spin if people find out How will I go into work tomorrow.

Sunday 900pm – Remember 428A Valery St place to get blood, or refuge if stuck.

Wednesday 600pm – Talk show about personal human blood vending machine – vote no. (but would be so convent at the moment

Wednesday 900pm – Attacked on live Talk show by Werewolf’s must find out more info. Someone is plotting against me.

Monday 700pm – Shoot at 43 Vigor st

Friday 800pm – Go to Meeting house of New Christian Order to find out what and why this has happened to me

Monday 946pm – Xenith its all them….why?


Franks first few years were a struggle for him. He was new the world of darkness and finding out how to use the supernatural powers taxed him.

That on top of people and supernatural’s trying to kill him, walking into houses made of skin, Smiley man abomination trying to kill us, Being placed on a slab with his team being transfused with each other, letting loose a very old very powerful vampire, he could have very easily called it quits then and there but it was the question that dived Frank onwards.  Why?

Frank was dead set on Xynith he was sure it was them and he tried with all of his power to make them pay for what they had done to him.

Again here is a passage from Franks personal Diary:

The night started out with a small annoyance, the phone went and woke me from my slumber. It was the FBI wanting to meet up and talk, it has only been 10 years since that last had happened so could not be anything bad could it? or had they finally found information on Xynith and needed my testimony to crush them?

It went from a small annoyance to being rather putout when I was locked in a FBI room with the old crowd from 10 years ago and two new vampires I had never heard of.

I was then forced to take action on Vampire Hunters that had been plaguing the city for the past few years( well of course it’s our job to do this not the local police or FBI!)

If it was going to help my case against Xynith I would have to go along with it. SIGH

The new Group minus the actual FBI representative decided to go and search out the newly formed Vampire Haven to see what information they had, and to see if we could exchange notes, this at the time seemed like a good idea, how wrong can one or more Vampires be?.

This Meeting would turn out to be more important to Frank than he initially gave it credit.

Franks personal diary entry:

After meeting the Vampire Haven Clerk and applying a small amount of charm things looked like they would move along quite smoothly, she rushed off to get the more important people to talk to. This made me happy.

So I relaxed and was happy to sit back and see how these new members handled themselves as a bit of a test.

Next thing I can remember is I really wanted to go with this new lady that looked so so good and join whatever she wanted me to join in on because she was good so so good.

Then things went Bad and when I say Bad it means in no particular order "Fan,The,Hit,Has,Shit,The. 

I was attacked by my own Friends ( I now use the term friends loosely)

I was restrained and all I could hear was “I’m going to kill you” sounds of guns cocking, angry growling, confusion and panic, and all I wanted to do was join whatever she wanted me to, not a big deal!.

Memory going fuzzy now will carry this on at a later date must sleep now.

Frank was beaten at his own game – something he would try to never let happen to him again.

And let us just say the first meeting with the Kingdom did not go so well. They were on their own looking for the Hunters.

As it turns out Frank and his party were led to a factory and the factory was part of Xynith. Dam suspicious.

Right after the factory and the fight with another werewolf Frank (according to phone records) received a call from the newly formed Kingdom wishing to formally thank him (as it turns out for releasing Their Prince from a cage in Xynith) Frank did not know this at the time.

It is said then when Frank has any chance in trying to be on top he takes it. This occasion was no different. According to an eye witness of this phone call between the Kingdom and Frank it went like this:

Oooooooooo he (the prince) would like US to come and see him. Well you can tell him I will be happy to recive His Princeness at my house at our earliest convince ( massive smug look on Franks face)

It is then said that a look of shock appeared on Franks face and for the first time in his life Frank was lost for words. The reply from Frank’s demand was “Sure he will be there in one Hour”. Frank could only muster a (Huh…ok).

 Ashton Van Merwe

Frank awaited his “Thanks Frank Your a great chap and I give to you my eternal Gratitude” for no good reason Frank could think of but was willing to accept it from an obvious powerful man.

Gifts in the Vampire community are let’s just say not so giftey.

Frank was told that the man trapped in Xynith 10 years ago was the prince and that he was happy to be released. ( Frank after time to think on this is why was he trapped there in the first place and after some time and knowledge came is was why was he trapped there under Xynith by his brother??? And not released)

Frank ready to accept his gift was told to touch a sword that the prince produced “Flash of white and Frank was no longer in his lovely apartment anymore”.


Frank did not talk much about what the gift was but here is a synopsis pieced together from notes and hacked computer files from his associates at the time.

Back in time 4000 years witness to a battle.

Meet powerful Vampire (was a young Prince of the kingdom only spoke French) seen is 1500 years ago at his creation.

Travel 1940s New York Xynith is here must go investigate. Found Bible from opposite point of view from the new church attacked by mutilated humans/vampires/monsters. Computer found Prince has Brother bad lab accident.

War time in swampy area in a Tank found Princes brother – he runs Xynith.
Nicholas Blewett

Roman Times about to die by way of spears to the body.

Egypt long long time ago. Female has important scepter. We are prophecy, taken underground to see symbols on ground.

Same location different time: have the scepter no idea how to use. Find some Vampires that have just been turned into vampires. 1 is Xynith, sleep in small room wake up with statue.. ? Prince was in front of us the whole time just something called fleshcrafted now. 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse are real and the scepter was the princes Sword all the time. Prince has 2 brothers not 1

Last entry of this confusing time was from Frank himself and he let this be publicly known.

Prince is an asshole! (reports say Frank then muttered some more words but it has never been conformed)  it is said to be “stab me with the sword . you bastard”

Things were not going well for Frank.

The prince wanted frank to kill his brothers minions for him, the Church had been swayed by the Prince, the FBI / One of the princes Brothers wanted Frank to bring bad people to justice for them.

Ah shit.


Xynith was the next logical place for Frank to go since he had no idea of their intentions.

After some aggressive negotiations Frank is  introduced to the CEO of Xynith. Frank finds out the name of his maker Seith
Akhem Silsi

and Xynith is trying to make a world where supernatural’s and humans can live together.

Frank formed a bond with Xynith that day.

It led to Frank tracking down Seith and finding him Destroyed before he could get to him… was this the work of the Four Horse men ?? Frank would make it mission to find out as to thank whoever did this.

In the last 15 years Frank has not gotten any further in his investigations into the death of Seith.

Cast out of politics 25 years ago Frank is feeling the itch to get back into the game.

He has continued to work with Xynith and has seen them rise in power and influence.

He did send a Text to the Prince to say 1 down but he does think that he may already know that his brother is dead dead.

The Church is still a vital part of Franks life and he has been meeting regularly with the head of the order to further his knowledge
Vicar Catherine Gerwin
But what Frank needs to know is still the same. It has been eating away at him from the very start. Seith as far has he knows is the one that made him and placed him below the Church that night.

But WHY?

Frank had been told why he just forgo: leaders on our field turned to make more money for xynith, but xynith told Frank seith changed him. So Frank keeps his friends close and his enemy’s closer.

If I have to do the talking we are fucked

So we reported what we saw to Xenith Brother and got another location to investigate. Some city Council workers were there and Frank totally fucked up his mind games which meant a simple trip down a ladder took most of the night. I nearly bluffed the guy into thinking we should be there but for some reason he didn’t quite believe me. Then Talia she with the blessed tits tried to knock out one of the council workers just to give him an egg on his head and make him a bit more angry. Ohh well eventually we found something down a couple of levels we shall see what it is. I feel a bit of a scrap coming on…

Fucking werewolf

So we are outside the cannery then things go black…

as i come to and pick myself up i see a werewolf, it would appear i just got knocked the fuck out,
OUCH. I see Kaleb jump into action and realize how big this thing is, after we subdue the beast i take a breath so to speak, only to be grabbed like a rag doll by Kaleb as he starts to frenzy.

Thankfully Frank was on hand to get Kaleb back under control and Ethan who managed to get handcuffs on the big guy.

As the dust settles we find a secret entrance, there were a few traps and locked doors, Ethan was able to disarm and pick and we made our way into a room with screens connected to a surveillance system, so it would appear someone is watching the cannery we are just not sure why or who. Ethan also came across a coffin with his aura perception which no one else could see cos it was invisible, after checking inside there no one home. Ethan plants some surveillance of our own, which Kaleb finds and Luke does his computer thing so we can keep an eye on who ever it is that is watching the cannery.


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